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Weather Nice Today, Expert Conversationalists Report

Published Friday, December 7th, 2018

Those skilled in the art of conversation reported Tuesday afternoon that the weather is “really nice today.”

“Thank God the sun finally came out," said Sam Greenfield, an expert in keeping a conservation going, to his friends. "It’s been so nasty these last few days. I mean, it’s still a little chilly in the shade and when the wind picks up, but otherwise it’s a beautiful afternoon.”

Making another stimulating point to his rapt audience, Greenfield noted that one could get away with a light jacket instead of a winter coat today. “Hell, you could even wear just a sweater and be pretty comfortable.”

“It’s supposed to rain tomorrow which sucks, but hey, what can ya do?”

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