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The Brown Noser

Off Campus (Oct 24 2007 issue)

Shitfaced Godzilla Leaves Tokyo Intact | Oct 24 2007

The Japanese capital was left unmarked last Tuesday as the gargantuan monster Godzilla missed the cityscape entirely while on his biweekly rampage. After avoiding the city's port completely when emerging from the ocean, taking some poorly aimed swings at passing airplanes, and failing to demolish a single bridge, he promptly returned to the ocean and passed out.

Fish Company Cracks Down on Fake IDs, Baseball Cards | Oct 24 2007

In a move sure to send shock waves throughout Brown's social scene, Fish Company manager Shane Boxerhausen announced publicly last week that, despite its long-standing policy to the contrary, the popular bar and grill will no longer accept fake IDs or baseball cards as proper identification.

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