Staff and customers of Wickenden Kilnworks attempted to politely ignore a rampaging bull as it tore through the store and destroyed hundreds of valuable antiques earlier this week.
The 1700-pound bovine entered the shop shortly after noon and said he only wanted to "look around.
On the evening of October 9th, Rob Fischer '13 was "just looking for a party, man." Yet Fischer's plans got set aside when he found himself being held in a Canadian prison. Brown Noser operatives were able to interview Fischer under the ruse of a maximum security conjugal visit, where Fischer claimed that his ill-fated journey began at approximately 8:43 p.
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