Point/Counterpoint: Seriously, When Does Jack Bauer Poop? | Mar 08 2007

Fans of the show <i>24</i> may have noticed that not only does Bauer's cell phone never run out, despite the fact that he's talking on it a good deal of the time in every single episode, but also this: Jack Bauer never goes to the bathroom. Ever. I mean seriously, we've seen about five-and-a-half days of this man's life and never once has he had to do number one or two.

Stop EMS from Harvesting Organs | Mar 08 2007

Every school has a few urban myths, superstitions, and secret societies that everyone knows about but no one has the guts to speak about openly. Yale has Skull and Bones, Harvard has their infamously sinister debate/world domination team, and Brown has the EMS. What appears to outsiders and na've freshmen to be a straightforward emergency response team for the Brown community is, in reality, a local cell for an illicit international organization known only as The Conglomerate.

Dear Chris | Mar 08 2007

This month, Chris addresses hard-hitting personal questions, such as "Do you have any spring break ideas?" "What are your feelings about BANNER?" and "Do you think someone stuck their you-know-what in the apple pie ice cream?"

Letters to the Editors | Mar 08 2007