Point: These New Crocs are Totally Kickass!
By Chris Daniels
Hey, I couldn't help but notice you were looking at my feet. Don't worry you're not the only one. I'd probably be looking at my feet too if I were you, because, as you no doubt have already noticed, these Crocs are totally kickass!
I know they may look a bit odd at first, but take my word for it: nothing equals the comfort of Crocs.
Dear Chris,
There's so much pressure to donate blood, but I just don't want to. What do you think about blood drives?
-Harold Spade
Harold,
I love donating blood. I'm just really good at it, I don't particularly like to save people.
People blow everything out of proportion these days. They are just way too sensitive and it is a tragic result of this age of comfort. The power goes out, and there are riots in the streets. The stock market takes a tumble, and people stash money under their mattresses.
Omigod, you guys. This is unbelievable. I'm totally going to write about this on my blog! Seriously. This is even crazier than the time that guy tried to hit on Becca at Liquid by telling her that he was a retired Navy Captain. (I mean he wasn't even wearing a uniform! You don't remember that?! You can see it in my facebook photos.I think it's under Sophomore Year, November, Part 4, Album A.)
But this is way more bizarre! And once I post about it, everyone is going to know.
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