Dear Cleveland,
I may have joined the Los Angeles Lakers but don’t think that makes my time in Cleveland any less special. Your support has meant the world to me and my heart will always be with you. However, the rest of my body will be cryogenically preserved to achieve immortality.
Aye, so ye want Flimgog’s coffee for free? Riddle me then, mine Shiru riddles three!
Beginning your quest to quench your dire thirst, attempt, if you’re able, mine riddle the first:
I’m an inbox that’s full
Of mail only for you
And I usually end
with brown.edu.
Alright, get this: every single time I try to carefully sneak around, some rascal somewhere just whips out his xylophone and gets right to it. Every single time. No sooner have I started diligently creeping my way down a hallway, with utmost caution and vigilance, when this pentatonic prick grabs his mallets and starts banging away.
Partly Cloudy, 64°
