Emphasizing that the animals were very tall and had sharp teeth, second-grade paleontologists announced at a press conference this afternoon that dinosaurs were big and scary.
According to a report by the Consumer Research Center at Stanford University, 87% of objects now contain a calculator function. “Virtually all modern devices feature a working calculator,” said Kate Miller, one of the report’s authors, noting that a majority of objects can now be used to do simple arithmetic.
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