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The Brown Noser

Sports (Mar 08 2007 issue)

Princeton Crew Coxswain Dies of Stroke | Mar 08 2007

Princeton University's star coxswain, Michael Ryan, perished in a freak accident Friday during a race on the Charles River in Boston. Ryan, a junior economics concentrator and 3-time MVC (Most Valuable Coxswain) in the NCAA, was inadvertently pushed head-over-heels by a startled pelican just as the third of his three races began, according to investigators.

Hockey Players Can't Read This Headline | Mar 08 2007

<b>This article has a BNTV video!</b><br> No one was surprised at last week's discovery that members of the Brown men's ice hockey team were unable to read the headline to this article. Experts predicted that this phenomenon would occur. The reasons, however, are currently under investigation.

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