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The Brown Noser

Ada Dolan-Zalaznick

Writer (Retired)

Ada's articles

Nation's Dentists Announce New Thing You Should Be Using But Won't | Dec 03 2014

The nation’s dentists recently released a statement urging the American public to begin using dental buffers, a new product that everyone definitely should use but probably won’t. The American Dental Association recommends that, in order to maintain healthy teeth and gums, Americans should use dental buffers at least three times per week, which, let’s face it, just isn’t going to happen.

Area Man Hopes New iPhone Improves Likelihood Of Anyone Responding To His Texts | Dec 06 2013

Providence local Max Foster has reportedly made the switch to the new iPhone 5s this Wednesday, hoping that maybe now someone will finally text him back. “My friends haven’t really been responding to my texts lately,” said Foster. “I figured it must be some problem with my phone, so I went out and got the new iPhone.