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On Sunday, the Coors Cold Train, which has been nationally advertised to bring cold beers and refreshing winter weather to scorching summer days, arrived in Pensacola, Fla., bringing with it Coors Lite and sub-arctic weather which has left several dead of hypothermia, and has decimated the state ecosystem and the thriving, agriculturally driven economy.
The San Francisco Giants succeeded in their bid to win the World Series, pulling a rare four-game sweep of the Detroit Tigers by employing a unique new strategy that had previously never before been considered in baseball: hit the ball, and do it very, very often.
Reeling from the disappointment of a series of dreams in which extraordinary and seemingly perfect things were happening to him, Jonathan Zinkel ’14 realized that his positive, good dreams are just as, if not more emotionally damaging than, his terrifying nightmares.
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