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An email sent out on Tuesday, whose first line began with the phrase “Friendly reminder” actually turned out to be openly antagonistic, sources report.
The email was sent by Janet Fletcher ‘22 to her Organic Chemistry study group, all of whom had previously agreed to fill out a When2Meet to schedule the group’s regular study sessions — but many of whom had failed to do so, according to the overtly hostile email Fletcher sent.
Sources report that sports writers at the Brown Daily Herald have been struggling to craft new headlines as the Brown football team continues to lose game after game.
“I’ve already used the phrase ‘loses,’ as well as ‘falls’ and ‘suffers defeat,’” said BDH reporter Rob Dexter ’23, author of the recent article “Brown Football Absolutely Pulverized By Harvard.” “I’m running out of verbs, and the ones that remain will only frame Brown’s football team in an increasingly pitiful light,” Dexter added.
At an event hosted by the Brown University Department of Public Safety next Thursday, students will be able to receive a variety of free items, including teddy bears, hot cocoa, and reminders of the violence that DPS officers are capable of inflicting at any moment.
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