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The Brown Noser

David Notis

Writer (Retired)

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Harvard Enters into Pact with Devil | Mar 08 2007

Harvard University shocked the world on February 15 by officially entering into a pact with the Devil. Harvard, alma mater of numerous presidents and important figures alike, has certainly caused controversy in the past, but nothing quite like this.

V-Dub Doesn't Play Coldplay | Dec 01 2006

The scene was not pretty the morning of November 28th at the V-Dub. To the eyes, everything appeared normal. Students lined up single file, waiting to get their food with eager plates and trays. Verney-Woolley employees generously refilled the containers of bacon, potatoes, Freedom toast, and instant egg/Sea Monkey mix.