An investigation of the blackout of the entire off-campus community last Friday has led to the indictment of Rhode Island Governor Donald Carcieri. The area was blacked-out due to an unusually conductive canoli, found wedged into a circuit breaker next to a transformer buried under Wayland Square. National Grid is also bringing a civil suit against the governor.
After weeks of deliberation, the IRS has finally decided to audit Economics 71: Financial Accounting, rather than take it for full credit. The decision came at the eleventh hour after many long nights of deliberation over the holiday weekend. Instead of heading down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras with the SEC and Department of the Treasury, the IRS spent hours on the phone with Laura Bush trying to structure the coming semester.
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