While walking down Thayer Street on Tuesday, area man Bill O’Malley responded affirmatively to the question of whether he was Jewish in an effort to get an Orthodox solicitor’s cool reed.
“Usually I ignore people coming up to me on Thayer Street, but man, that reed looked cool,” O’Malley said, recalling the awesome bundle of date palm leaves he was offered.
Sources report that area man Kent Wilson was forced to use toilet paper this Tuesday after running out of copies of the Brown Daily Herald.
“I was in a tough spot,” Wilson said, remembering the difficult situation he found himself in. “Midway through, I’m looking around the stall — not a Herald in sight.
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