Kenley's articles
This semester, study abroad student Lillian Haley ’27 is immersing herself in local Spanish culture by hanging out with the exact same friend group that she had on campus.
“I really feel like I’m getting the full Spanish experience here, what with all of the vibrant people I’m spending time with, not to mention the authentic cuisine,” Haley said while sipping a pistachio latte from Starbucks.
Recent reports have shown that the late-night Campus Center lighting is far too sexy for students to get any work done.
“I’m not sure how I’m supposed to do a p-set in this mood lighting,” Eric Hartman said, laying his notebook conspicuously over his lap.
This weekend, a group of twenty students were shocked that the dorm party they all pulled up to together was suddenly crowded.
“I can’t believe it’s so packed in here—I thought this was supposed to be a small, chill thing,” freshman Derek Wiseman shouted while sandwiched between the nineteen friends that he had pregamed with and the dorm room doorframe.
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