Recent reports have shown that the late-night Campus Center lighting is far too sexy for students to get any work done.
“I’m not sure how I’m supposed to do a p-set in this mood lighting,” Eric Hartman said, laying his notebook conspicuously over his lap.
This weekend, a group of twenty students were shocked that the dorm party they all pulled up to together was suddenly crowded.
“I can’t believe it’s so packed in here—I thought this was supposed to be a small, chill thing,” freshman Derek Wiseman shouted while sandwiched between the nineteen friends that he had pregamed with and the dorm room doorframe.
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