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The Brown Noser

Kenley Ellis

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Group Of Twenty Students Shocked That Dorm Party They All Pulled Up To Together Is Now Crowded | Oct 31 2025

This weekend, a group of twenty students were shocked that the dorm party they all pulled up to together was suddenly crowded. “I can’t believe it’s so packed in here—I thought this was supposed to be a small, chill thing,” freshman Derek Wiseman shouted while sandwiched between the nineteen friends that he had pregamed with and the dorm room doorframe.