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The Brown Noser

Lara Knorek

Writer (Retired)

Lara's articles

Keeney Hallway Didn't Smell Like Weed on Tuesday | Feb 25 2011

Police and students were left baffled three days ago when the hallways of Harvey E. Keeney Quadrangle were eerily devoid of any scent of marijuana. "As soon as I walked in the door, I was like, woah, something's up. Took me a while to figure out what it was," said Gordon Stiltz '14, who lives in Jameson house.

Student Accidentally Calls Roommate By Ex-Roommate's Name | Dec 03 2010

Dennis Mackle '13 has been close to tears for the past two weeks. After Mackle's roommate, Christopher Edelman '13, called him by the wrong name, Mackle has begun to question their live-in relationship. This accidental slip-up has led to a near emotional breakdown for Mackle and slight embarrassment for Edelman, for the name Edelman used was that of his ex-roommate, Warren Scroggs '13.

Freshman Finally Learning How to Masturbate Quietly, Roommate Says | Oct 29 2010

Bresman has been putting up with Drencher's audible habit ever since the first week of orientation.