A squirrel was killed on Pembroke Campus Tuesday afternoon when Ember Snaggum '14 mistook the animal for a magical fighting monster, according to eyewitness reports. Snaggum had just left Andrews Hall when he noticed something running across the grass. He slowly approached the creature, which was small and furry with a big tail.
"Smokin' hot" freshman Adriana Snapp '14 is definitely going to break up with her high school boyfriend soon, according to Michael Dimor '14.
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