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The Brown Noser

Lindsay Sovern

Writer (Retired)

Lindsay's articles

Racist Only Hates Black People Because He Thinks He Might Be Black | Dec 07 2011

James Williams ‘13 confessed Monday that throughout his childhood he’d secretly always wondered if he might be black. “My mom and dad are both black, but I’ve always felt strongly that kids shouldn’t do things just because their parents have done them” Williams said, “Like my friend is premed just because her dad is a doctor.

Students Making Out at Sigma Can't Believe How Much They Have in Common | Nov 04 2011

Those who stayed late at the Sigma Chi party Friday night watched with vague interest as Annie Lipstein ’14 and Doug Roberts ’14 went from celebrating their victory at the pong table to making out furiously in plain sight. “Well, we’re in the same econ section, but we totally didn’t realize how much we had in—” Lipstein started.

Student Has Last Laugh When He Finds Buried Treasure In His Nose | Nov 04 2011

Last Wednesday, Jim Thuckman’s ’12 suitemates watched with amazement when he ran shouting out of his single with a perfectly formed golden nugget balanced on his forefinger. “It was exactly like the California Gold Rush, except I was in Providence in 2011 and I found the gold in my nose and not buried in the ground.