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The Brown Noser

Parker Weinstein

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RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm Breaks Barriers As First Parasite In Cabinet Since Dick Cheney | May 02 2025

A trailblazing tapeworm has wriggled onto the national stage in the footsteps of Dick Cheney, jointly leading the Department of Health and Human Services from inside the brain of Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. “We haven’t seen this level of parasitic representation in government since former Vice President Cheney,” noted presidential historian Gordon McGee, referring to the hominid-sized parasite attached to George W.