Phillip's articles
Local sources claim a stepmom has been healed of her gluten allergy after three glasses of wine made that cake look real good.
“I’ll take the eggplant parmesan unbreaded, uncooked, lukewarm, and without any parmesan,” ordered stepmom Patricia Jennings while tracing the rim of her first glass of sauvignon blanc.
Recent reports indicate that the dual degree student you know identifies as socially RISD and fiscally Brown.
“Yeah, I get the whole artist struggle… but I’m not just an artist,” said Xander Fieldman after coughing from his cigarette, a fifth-year dual degree student studying Painting at RISD and Econ at Brown.
In recent news out of the automotive industry, the Ford F-150 has officially been ranked the number one car for drunk driving.
“The Ford F-150 elevates both the convenience and confidence of drivers who drink behind the wheel,” shared Consumer Reports in their latest lifestyle analysis.
In recent news out of Illinois, a family’s 120-year-old sourdough starter has been begging to die.
“I open the ole Mason jar, and instead of the usual bubbling noises, I’m just met with screaming,” stated Mackenzie Gatlinberg, the fourth—and likely final—recipient of the generational sourdough starter.
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