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The Brown Noser

Steven Dowd

Writer (Retired)

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Marvel Executives Excited To Waste James Spader’s Talents On Another Forgettable Villain | Apr 24 2015

In a statement released last week, executives at Marvel expressed their rabid anticipation to squander James Spader’s remarkable voice and considerable acting talents on another Marvel movie villain without understandable motivations, who only exists to destroy New York City yet again.

Sexual Deviant Wants Only To Cradle Intimately The Woman He Loves Most | Mar 07 2014

Area man Lucas Wilk yesterday confided to his wife he wished to “curl up in bed with her and just enjoy the feelings of warmth and closeness,” in a sickening display of twisted sexual perversion. “We’ve been married 15 years, but I’ve never heard him ask for something so depraved,” said his wife Sheila.

Granoff Center’s New Exhibit Just A Live Feed Of The MOMA | Mar 07 2014

The Perry and Marty Granoff Center for the Creative Arts finally revealed a project today that had been kept under wraps for more than a year. Placed prominently on the ground floor of the gallery, the revolutionary new piece, entitled “Camera.exe,” consists of a 60-inch LCD screen that displays a live feed of several blank walls in New York’s Museum of Modern Art.