The results of a new study published Friday in Men's Health links popular beer Natural Ice with an array of sexual dysfunctions, including premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction.
The 10-year study, conducted by the Ned Orbach Center for United Medicine, chronicles the sexual dysfunction and subsequent social humiliation suffered by a group of self-proclaimed "hard partying bros" from the Dartmouth chapter of Theta Delta Chi fraternity.
Providence Police responded to a public disturbance call last Thursday night at 11:40 pm from a local complaining that "shouting and shenanigans" were disrupting his sleep.
When police arrived on scene, they found a disheveled man with full facial hair, and what appeared to be many layers of tattered clothing, yelling wildly and attempting to strike another man with a shopping cart full of books and loose papers.