Biology concentrator Ross Mackey ‘11.5 claims to have made a substantial scientific discovery.
Citing a fear of excluding certain students, Brown LGBTQ President Gary Harmen ’12 announced that the organization will be adding some more letters to its name.
“We were thinking a ‘P,’ maybe some ‘R’s,” Harmen speculated at Friday’s queer community meeting.
An unprecedented tragedy has befallen the people of Lincoln. Police are in the process of unearthing corpses from the cemetery beside the Lincoln Presbyterian Church in what appears to be the largest serial killing in history.
Forensic investigators say the killer – gaining notoriety as the ‘Lincoln Butcher’ – places his victims in artfully carved and lavishly padded crates and inters them in a grid-like pattern behind the church.
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