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Administration Replaces S/NC With Win/Epic Fail Grading Option

In what is being described as an effort to increase transcript transparency, the Office of the Registrar announced that next semester it will begin to offer a Win/Epic Fail grading option, in lieu of the old S/NC option. Associate Professor of Religious Studies Maryanne Leftfeld strongly supports the change.

Samsung Mobile Charging Stations Have Feelings Too!

Hey you! Yeah you! Do you think just because I can't move means I can't hear what you're saying? Well guess again buddy. I'm sick and tired of sitting here while you ridicule and belittle me like I some cheap piece of garbage-Samsung mobile charging stations have feelings too! I guess you think it makes you feel big or something to put others down, especially when you haven't even tried to get to know them.

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Valentine's Day Casts Entire Campus Into Sexile

Valentine's Day has long been heralded as a day filled with love and boxes of chocolates, both the metaphorical and the delicious kinds. But this year Cupid's arrow struck far and wide, inflaming the passions of students and faculty alike all across campus and leading to a sexile epidemic unlike anything the University has ever experienced before.

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Popular Site Texts From Next Night Features Drug-Fueled Hovercar Mishaps, Drunken Hookups with Martians

The latest hit website, Texts From Next Night, posts text messages sent up to twenty years in the future, giving students clues about the future of the environment, national politics, and whether they will still be regularly "getting redic shity off karkov and hittign on my chem TA" (sic) when they are 35.

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Bitter Cold Turns Walk of Shame Into High Speed Sprint of Shame

Providence resident Sahil Modi was no stranger to the walk of shame. As a self-proclaimed people-watcher and a court-proclaimed stalker, he had seen it all before. Until now. The reason? A high-speed sprint of shame. It was reported that on Feb 15th, at approximately 9:32 A.

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Administration Replaces S/NC With Win/Epic Fail Grading Option

Samsung Mobile Charging Stations Have Feelings Too!

Valentine's Day Casts Entire Campus Into Sexile

Popular Site Texts From Next Night Features Drug-Fueled Hovercar Mishaps, Drunken Hookups with Martians

Bitter Cold Turns Walk of Shame Into High Speed Sprint of Shame

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