Okay. I’ve seen a few deers in my day, and I have to say that this one is definitely not a chip off the old block. Definitely, this deer that I am viewing in front of me right now has several atypical features. To put my perturbation into context, some of the most notable characteristics of your typical deer are that it has four feet, no toes, and a pretty weak chest.
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POINT: Hey Guys Let's Go To My Dorm For Pregame
by Jake
Hey guys. Can we do my place tonight? I shoulder tapped some Twisted Tea this morning so no need to bring anything. You guys can venmo if you want but genuinely no worries. I say we all pull up to mine at nine, we get white girl wasted and play drinking games and get drunk and get sloshed.
My dearest child,
I just wanted to let you know that I love you with all of my heart and that I am so proud of everything you have accomplished and become. You are so beautiful, inside and out, and every time I look at your freckled face, I feel a wonderful warmth in my heart.
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