Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here! I’ve got genuine Viiiienna beef hot dogs packed with enough poison to end your life—I mean hot dogs, regular hot dogs! Just $4.75 a pop!
Who’s feeling hungry? Because folks I’ve got peanuts for you! Cracker Jacks! 10ml of Dimethylmercury—and beer! Ice cold beer here!
We have Coors, Bud Lite! There’s no way you’re leaving this stadium alive—What? Who said that? Get your beeeeeer right here, ladies and gentlemen! Get it while you—while it lasts!
Ma’am! Your kids look like they could use a malt cup or a frooooozen lemonade! Tell you what? You buy three, I’ll knock $5 off the total and throw in some deadly poison free of charge! When you eat this you’re going to break into a feverish sweat and then paralysis will set in and you’re done for, do you hear me? Done for—All right, thank you for the tip! Phew, that was a close one.