A recent report from a team of MIT researchers demonstrated that, if given the chance, scientists would make statistically excellent husbands. The principal investigator will be presenting the findings next month to a panel of single women.
“Cooking, at its core, is the same as mixing chemicals,” the authors theorized, “and scientists are very precise with their movements, even at small scales.”
The experiment had females rate scientists compared to non-scientists on double-blind dates.