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The Brown Noser

Adam Abeshouse

Writer (Retired)

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Guy Talking About BOLT Like It's His Fucking Wife | May 03 2013

Sources report BOLT Leader Alvin Rabinsky ‘14 has been talking about BOLT like it’s his fucking wife, littering conversations with statements about BOLT that are “undeniably romantic.” “Last week he went on an overnight trip with BOLT,” said Rabinsky’s roommate, Jon Franz ’14.

Paxson Supports Gay Marriage as Local Business Owner, Is Unsure About It as a Character She's Been Working on Called Josh | May 03 2013

In Monday’s address to the University, President Christina Paxson revealed that though she strongly supports gay marriage as a local business owner, she remains unsure about it as a character named Josh that she’s been workshopping at comedy clubs in the greater New England area.

Misogynistic Senator Has Change of Heart After Daughter Comes Out as Woman | May 03 2013

This Wednesday, Senator Rob Dorman revealed at a press conference that he has come to reconsider his views on women’s rights since his daughter, 21-year-old Rachel Dorman, came out to him as a woman during her freshman year of college. “She sat me down and told me she’d known she was a woman for some time,” Dorman recalled in an interview.