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The Brown Noser

Alex Vogel

Writer (Retired)

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Chemistry Department to Modernize Orgo Classroom | Feb 25 2008

After close to a 37 percent drop rate, 107 broken bones, and eight reconstructive surgeries, the Chemistry Department has announced that they are remodeling their Organic Chemistry teaching facilities. In response, one survivor of the class said, "its about time.

Football Player Pulls out of Femsex | Oct 24 2007

Kenny "El Pelicano" Jefferson has pulled out of his Femsex program after the course ended his football career. Jefferson is a defensive end whose spot on the team had already been in jeopardy. With these serious questions surrounding his position on the team leading into the new season, Jefferson knew he needed to make a change.

Brown Annexes RISD: An Epic | Apr 27 2007

After days of battle, strife, and death, the interim president of the Rhode Island School of Design met with Brown University President Ruth Simmons to sign what has been called the Simmons Annexation Accords. The accords state that the University has official control over RISD, to be renamed The Katherine Bergeron School of Fine Arts.

Via Via IV: A Unique Dining Experience | Mar 08 2007

It is a meal unlike any other. Scintillating Italian cuisine in a perfect setting. A small venue, Via Via IV creates the true Italian Experience right here on Brown Campus. Every morsel of the mouthwatering cuisine is worth far more than the millions Brown tried to pay for this Italian masterpiece.

Model UN Imposes Sanctions on Iran | Dec 01 2006

"Model UN Imposes Sanctions on Iran Late last night, in a press conference in his private study, the Model UN President announced that after extreme provocation, harsh sanctions would be brought against mock Iran. A ""secret nuclear testing facility,"" run by the Iranians was found in the basement of the Perkins Dormitory earlier this week."