Andrew's articles
David Garcia '11 is known across campus as one of the most accomplished film critics at Brown University. Thanks to eloquent, gushingly positive reviews such as "Citizen Kane: Not So Bad, Except That One Part" and "Casablanca: I Dunno, Dude," Garcia has risen above the confines of his plaid button-downs, tight jeans and independent concentration in "Ideas and What They Signify" to become what some have called "Ebert and Roeper's deformed, slightly autistic film critique lovechild.
A study led by Brown alumnus James Chun '03, to be published in the Journal of Natural Science, has made an astonishing breakthrough in the exciting new discipline of Asshole Studies - or, as the field's experts call it, Asshole Studies.
Chun has demonstrated that there is a clear inverse relationship between the interesting or humorous factors of a story and the regularity with which that story is told.
A recent study led by Brown graduate student Arvind Amernath on the chemistry of dollar bills in circulation on College Hill has revealed a frightening statistic about life at the university.
As Amernath explains, "We, um, borrowed a large sample of cash from various locations around campus and studied its chemical composition.
On the evening of October 9th, Rob Fischer '13 was "just looking for a party, man." Yet Fischer's plans got set aside when he found himself being held in a Canadian prison. Brown Noser operatives were able to interview Fischer under the ruse of a maximum security conjugal visit, where Fischer claimed that his ill-fated journey began at approximately 8:43 p.
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