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Domestic housecat and budding YouTube sensation Herman has overcome his inherently boring nature to ham it up whenever there is a camera around him.
Herman, whose day-to-day routine normally includes such yawn-inducing activities as lazing in the sun, lazing on the couch and pooping in a box, “always seems to pull something,” says Collin Andrews, Herman’s owner.
At an emergency press conference held this morning, Student Programs Coordinator Shelly Resnick confirmed reports that a sudden detonation in the crossbreeding wing of the Career Lab had created and released a potentially hazardous occupation into the economy.
After watching him perform below NFL.com’s projections for an eighth consecutive week, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo is reportedly frustrated with the performance of his fantasy football quarterback, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo.
Citing his fantasy QB’s low yardage total and frequent turnovers, Romo called drafting Romo onto his fantasy team “an enormous mistake.”
“Every week it seems like he throws another two interceptions, or loses another fumble,” Romo said, berating the avatar representing his own statistical performance.
A new report released by University of Chicago sociologist Patrick Wessel revealed some surprising facts about the source of nighttime noises outside your home.
According to the study, roughly 85 percent of the sounds are made by criminals shooting directly at your home with a gun.
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