Elyse's articles
Sad, isn’t it? That beautiful building burning to the ground. And all those poor folks, standing in the cold night air after losing their homes in that dastardly fire. What a shame. See the grim look on their faces? That’s the look of someone who wishes they could have done something, the look of an emasculated man wanting to protect his family from crazy happenstances such as this.
Sad, isn’t it? That beautiful building burning to the ground. And all those poor folks, standing in the cold night air after losing their homes in that dastardly fire. What a shame. See the grim look on their faces? That’s the look of someone who wishes they could have done something; the look of an emasculated man wanting to protect his family from crazy happenstances such as this.
A scandal erupted Friday as muscular hunk Ron Johnson ’13’s abs were found to be nothing more than taped-on hotdogs.
Students across campus were shocked by this new information. Brad Traupe ’14.5 recalls constantly seeing a shirtless Ron working out at the satellite gyms on campus.
Economics concentrator Douglas Smith ’14 is on day seven of the Ratty challenge after having died on day one of his adventure.
Douglas set out to complete the Ratty Challenge last Saturday and did so, surpassing his goal after choking on his bacon-cheese omelet.
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