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Turning down the brightness on his phone and tilting the screen away from his circle of friends, sources at a small party on Governor St. report that Hayden Jackson ‘18 was hastily Googling “how to rip bong” before the vessel reached him. “Hey man, I can light it for you,” offered Jackson’s friend Greg Thompson ’18, as Jackson tapped from page to page in a frenzied attempt to determine which holes he should blow into and when he should cough satisfactorily.
In a new study conducted at the University of Maine, researchers have discovered the cloudy, mysterious phenomenon of fog is actually hundreds of ghosts raving where a destroyed warehouse used to stand.
Through electromagnetic sensors, scientists at UMaine noticed ghost LED gloves, ghost LED hula-hoops, and ghost lasers that have only one possible explanation: a ghost rave.
Joseph Ito, owner of the conveyor belt sushi restaurant Majikku, says he has no idea where all of the sushi actually comes from.
“One day the sushi just started coming out,” said Ito, his eyes wide with awe as he watched a spicy tuna roll pass by.
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