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Department of Public Safety officers were befuddled this past Sunday when called to investigate an exit sign incident in Emery Hall, on Pembroke Campus. Expecting to find the typical case of all the signs in the building broken, the officers were baffled upon discovering an intact sign on the third floor.
Brown University Director of Athletics Michael Goldberger issued a press release last night, which stated the Uiversity's intention to drop the nickname "Brown Bears" at the conclusion of the current athletic season. Citing complaints from numerous fans that the present nickname is offensive, Goldberger stated that beginning with the 2007 fall season, teams will be known as the Brown Rice.
Fans of the show <i>24</i> may have noticed that not only does Bauer's cell phone never run out, despite the fact that he's talking on it a good deal of the time in every single episode, but also this: Jack Bauer never goes to the bathroom. Ever. I mean seriously, we've seen about five-and-a-half days of this man's life and never once has he had to do number one or two.
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