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The Brown Noser

Levi Gadye

Writer (Retired)

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Fungus in Blue Room Mistaken for Pistachio Muffin | Nov 30 2007

A Brown undergrad became severely ill after consuming a fungus-ridden muffin in the Blue Room last Tuesday, forcing Brown University Dining Services to temporarily shut down the popular cafe, according to BUDS Associate Director, Peter Rossi. Bart Kasziew '09 purchased one pistachio muffin and an orange juice on his way to a 9 am class.

Princeton Crew Coxswain Dies of Stroke | Mar 08 2007

Princeton University's star coxswain, Michael Ryan, perished in a freak accident Friday during a race on the Charles River in Boston. Ryan, a junior economics concentrator and 3-time MVC (Most Valuable Coxswain) in the NCAA, was inadvertently pushed head-over-heels by a startled pelican just as the third of his three races began, according to investigators.

South African Exchange Student Arrested for Attempted Poaching of Bruno the Bear | Feb 06 2007

Alex Rasalabe '10 was arrested and held by Providence police on $25,000 bail Friday for attempting to poach Brown's beloved mascot, Bruno the Bear, in Roger Williams Park.

New Erectile Disfunction Pill Causes Spike in Market | Dec 01 2006

New York, NY - The FDA approved the new drug, dubbed Fellitrac, after only 12 days of hard testing-the fastest it has ever completed testing for any drug. In a statement released early Thursday, the FDA said that while testing for Fellitra was completed "much sooner than expected," all side effects had been thoroughly considered.