The Brown Noser

Lex Rofes

Writer (Retired)

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Inspirational Bathroom Graffiti Encourages Poopers to "Reach for the stars," "Wash Hands" | Feb 26 2010

"I can become a starting power forward in the NBA," five foot six inch Arnold G. Pataki '12 exclaimed after an eight minute stint in the men's bathroom. "I allowed my friends and family to talk me out of my childhood dream, but after this historic dump I think I have what it takes.

Intramural Kickballers Suspended for Juicing | Oct 23 2009

In a stunning turn of events, two members of the league-leading intramural kickball team, the Toucan Sams, have been suspended five games for steroid use. T.J. Dettweiler '11 and Ashley Spinelli '12 each tested positive for the banned substance nandrolone in a recent random drug test.

Planned Parenthood Express to Offer Fries with That | Apr 27 2007

Last week, Angell Street's Planned Parenthood Express implemented its most recent innovation with the addition of fries to what the program's director calls its "menu."

Girl Wishes She Had Flossed after Eating Apple | Feb 06 2007

Freshman David Filben was released from Brown University health services on January 27 after an episode in the Sharpe Refectory cost him his sight in his left eye for the first three days of the semester. According to Filben, he was discussing the upcoming shopping period after lunch with Jewel Richards '10 when the incident took place.