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The Brown Noser

Angry Driver Rolling Down Car Window Will Come Over There, Don’t Think He Won't

Published Friday, December 7th, 2012

The angry driver currently rolling down his driver’s seat window to slowly amplify his yelling will get out of his 1997 Toyota Camry and come over there, don’t think he won’t. The middle-aged man in question reportedly has a beef to pick with the way you drive, because if people like you are going to have to share the road, they better damn well learn to use their blinker. Witnesses report that the furrowed man has only become more likely to unlock his car, give you a real piece of his mind, and teach you a thing or two about driving on his road as you increase the volume of your pop radio station and stare blankly at the red light ahead. The driver in question knows you can hear him. At press time, the man was seen in your rear view mirror tailgating you in an attempt to take down your license number, because the police are never there when he goddamn needs them to be.

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