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According to a recent press release issued by Campbell Soup Company, a new M8 drink is slated to hit the shelves this week that combines eight essential meats into one delicious, easy-to-carry bottle.
“In today’s busy world, many Americans are unable to manage their diet, and are thus forced to live with various meat deficiencies,” stated Jonathan Stafford, head of marketing for M8. “Our latest product will allow anyone to supplement their diet with several servings of chicken, beef, pork, duck, bison, turkey, rabbit and venison blended into a light smoothie that pairs with virtually any meal.”
While advocates and customers agree that the flesh-based smoothie will not replace a balanced meal entirely, M8 remains a savory way to easily ingest all eight daily recommended servings of vitamin-rich meat.
“As a working woman on the go, I sometimes find it hard to eat right,” stated Janet Goldman, a Campbell’s customer. “With two kids and two part-time jobs, I’m hard-pressed to purchase and eat a precooked chicken breast from the supermarket. But with family-sized M8 on the market, my family and I can finally feel healthy and strong after dinner.”
“I could never eat enough meat before,” stated Michael Richardson, chef and father of two. “I was always sneaking it into foods, but I could never really hide the stuff. Plus, my kids wouldn’t touch anything that tasted remotely like meat with a 10-foot pole.”
“Now that M8 has put meat into a delicious, nutrition-packed juice, my family and I finally have an easy way to get meat into our systems fast.”
A company spokesman confirmed that designer M8 flavors, including those featuring sashimi and deli-style pastrami, as well as specialized post-exercise blends, are to be released in the coming months.
