Ben and Christina, sittin’ in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the fear that your feelings aren’t as strong as hers so maybe marriage was a mistake.
Then comes baby in a baby carriage, then comes the dreaded realization that having a baby isn’t going to fix anything and instead you’ve embroiled this poor innocent child in your relationship troubles, and your inevitable divorce is going to force this kid into years of therapy.