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Science & Technology (Mar 12 2021 issue)

Man With Scar Arrives To Collect Firstborn Child As Per Apple Privacy Terms And Agreements | Mar 12 2021

Shortly after Melissa and Steven Withers welcomed their first baby into the world, a man with a scar arrived to collect the child as per the Apple privacy terms and agreements. “The clause appears in subsection 19 on page 497 and stipulates the surrender of our first heir or heiress on the eve of its birth,” said Steven Withers, skimming through the online contract he signed four months prior.

Nation Marks Anniversary Of Shutdown With Commemorative New COVID Strain | Mar 12 2021

As the first anniversary of the nation’s pandemic shutdown approaches, the United States has unveiled a commemorative new COVID strain to mark the solemn occasion. “To pay tribute to the difficult year we’ve all endured, we’re launching a brand new COVID-19 strain for a limited time only,” said Dr.

New Zoom For Business Service Automatically Mutes Female Participants | Mar 12 2021

At a recent tech conference, Zoom CEO Luke McDonough announced a new “Zoom For Business” service that would automatically mute the microphones of all female participants. “With the post-COVID shift of business meetings to online platforms, we noticed frustration among businesses that our platform gave equal volume to female meeting participants,” said McDonough, outlining how every single female participant’s voice will now be pre-muted.

New Research Shows 10 Minutes Of Daily Meditation Can Decrease Stress For Up To 10 Minutes Per Day | Mar 12 2021

A new study published Wednesday reveals that just ten minutes of daily meditation can decrease stress for up to ten minutes per day. “Our results give strong evidence that practicing mindfulness can have a profound impact on the mind for the entire time spent practicing mindfulness,” said lead researcher Dr.

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