Marcello's articles
With the goals of the "Boldly Brown" initiative finally met, President Ruth Simmons has announced a new direction for the school's fund-raising efforts: 1,000 bear statues. Essential to this new campaign is recently appointed Dean of Bear Statues Mr. B. D.
Up and coming Providence chef Antoine Clouditoli has gained a great deal of praise recently due to his new cream-based 'Cloudfredo' pasta sauce. Food connoisseurs worldwide have flocked to his small, street-front vending stand/ristorante on Federal hill to taste for themselves the wonder that is linguini Cloudfredo.
Travis Lark is creating quite a stir in the local Sudoku community. Lark claims that he is an undefeated Sudoku-ist, Japanese for "Man with no Life." He solves about 20% of the puzzles he's been up against, especially the ones meant for smaller children.
"I have a unique intelligence for numbers, similar more to the precociousness of a child than to anything else," explains Lark.
5,000 student council campaign speeches and half-time addresses were recalled yesterday after a ground-breaking discovery was released in Journal Mathematica by acclaimed mathematician James Charles: a 110% effort is actually statistically impossible.
Mary Seem, student council president of Pine High, is one local student who had her winning speech from last year recalled.
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