Sam's articles
Did you know there are homeless people? And animals are being killed? Genocide? What can you do about that? Something! That's right, DO SOMETHING! Does it matter what? Not really. Just do it!
Brook Street between Thayer and George remained closed today because of what has been termed a "Canadian standoff" between a Brown underclassman and a Providence resident.
"I don't know what this kid's doing, and I don't like it," says Cathy Cullerby, whose car has remained just in front of the crosswalk between the Sciences Library and Barus and Holley for the past 72 hours.
Residents of West Andrews learned a little too much about their dorm mate last weekend when the classic freshman icebreaker of drunken Never Have I Ever laid bare the dark and twisted sexual history of Alec Shore '13.
Said one participant, who asked that his name be withheld, "You always expect a few weird things to come out in Never Have I Ever: maybe the jock has kissed a dude, the shy girl has done anal, stuff like that.
Things started to go downhill for Zack Baird '12 when he was turned away at the V-Dub. "The cute girl swiping the cards was totally eyefucking me, and then all of a sudden there was a beep and she was like 'I'm sorry, you're out of meal credits.' I tried flex points.
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