Sources who have witnessed local woman Deanna Stahl confidently closing doors behind her and painting her nails red have confirmed that all of Stahl’s actions since ending her relationship with former boyfriend David Charney have been symbolic. Stahl’s every action—from putting on a shirt that Charney never liked that much, to buying a new blender—symbolize Stahl’s newfound independence and relationship status. After a tumultuous two-year relationship, Stahl’s decision to break things off with Charney is now echoed in nearly everything she does. Sources confirm that Stahl often opens doors, looks out windows, and buys things with money she earned, perfectly encapsulating what she’s going through in actions. Friends of Stahl report seeing the newly single person turn a page in a book she was reading, clearly indicating that she was turning over a new leaf after a rocky breakup. The book she was reading was “MAUS” but sources couldn’t really figure out how that fit in.

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