Sources report that an anonymous admin has created a new Facebook page, “Brown/Blueno Bears Admirers Admirers,” to provide a platform to those students who wish to admire Brown’s other admirers pages.
“I wanted to help spread positivity around Brown’s campus,” explained the admin, whose page has posted hundreds of anonymous compliments. “Especially positivity directed at other Facebook pages who are also devoted to spreading positivity. This page fills an ever-growing need at Brown for an admirers-specific admirers page.”
“If someone wants to admire RISD Admirers, they should check out the other page I admin, RISD Admirers Admirers. Anonymous confessions regarding any and all admirers pages will be posted to another page, Brown/Blueno Bears Admirers Confessions Confessions.”
“Oh, and submissions that admire Dear Blueno will be directed to a separate page: Dear Dear Blueno.”