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Archaeologist Paula Rinsler reportedly just dug such a big hole in the dirt.
“This is like the biggest hole I’ve ever dug ever!” Rinsler said, peering at the rectangular trench she and her team of expert archaeologists had spent the past few months painstakingly excavating. “It’s so huge, I can’t believe we dug it all by ourselves!”
“Look how cool it is!” continued Rinsler, a renowned archaeologist known for her cutting-edge research on Estruscan maritime trade routes. “C’mon, look! See that big hole? It used to be filled with dirt. Not anymore, though, nuh-uh-uh.”
“I can’t believe how enormous it ended up,” Rinsler said as her team examined the ancient clay shards that could serve as a breakthrough into Mediterranean cultural exchange during the Late Geometric period. “It’s gigantic as hell!”
At press time, a judge banged the gavel so so loud!
