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Area Man Eating Soup Like He Going In For Little Kiss

Published Friday, October 30th, 2020

According to his dining partner Jack Michaels, area man Thomas Maxwell was eating his soup like he was going in for a little kiss. “The way he was eating that soup looked like he was going to give it a tiny smooch,” said Michaels, describing how Maxwell puckered his lips in a kissy face and leaned in slightly before taking the smallest slurp of lobster bisque. “He just kept taking gentle pecks from the tip of the spoon until the whole bowl was gone." At press time, Maxwell could be seen giving the soup the smallest amount of tongue.

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