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Area Man Really Eyeing Up Tomorrow's Piece Of Advent Calendar Chocolate

Published Friday, December 6th, 2019

After eating the little chocolate square designated for December 6th, area man Harold Tobin began eyeing up the piece of advent calendar chocolate set aside for tomorrow.

“I guess I could just eat another one now,” Tobin said, hesitating over the cardboard flap concealing the December 7th chocolate. “But wait, then I won’t have a piece of chocolate to eat tomorrow. There’s an order to these for a reason.”

Tobin reportedly continued struggling to restrain his desire for another piece. “They just make these chocolates so small,” he added, starting to talk himself into eating a chocolate piece from some later day in December like the 14th or the 23rd. “One just isn’t enough. I could easily eat a week’s worth of advent calendar chocolates right now.”

At press time, Tobin had to replace his now-empty chocolate advent calendar with a new one.

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