Authorities in Mississippi have ordered a local marijuana grower to cease cultivation activity, terminate the growth of the plants, and surrender the flowers in neatly wrapped paper cylindrical bundles, preferably with a little twist at the end. “Localized cultivation of extremely potent marijuana has gone on for long enough,” said Sheriff’s deputy Mark Shythe. “Our town is no place for this rare strain of Girl Scout Cookies, especially given its unique status as one of the frostiest indicas with just enough limonene to induce a head high, but not enough to bring on couch lock.” The same authorities also reportedly ordered a surprise inspection of a local 7-11, forcing them to surrender several cans of Pringles and a couple lighters.

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