Yesterday, local baby Gigi was stunned to discover that she possesses both hands and feet. Since then, she has spent all her time observing her hands and feet, and frequently putting them in her mouth.
“Gigi lived the first four months of her life with absolutely no idea she had hands or feet! Boy, was she in for a big surprise,” shared Jameson Rogers, Gigi’s father, while Gigi stared at her ten fingers with wide eyes that communicated intense shock. “Something clicked, and suddenly she was aware that she possesses not just hands, but also feet!”
Gigi declined to comment, but reporters observed her as she wiggled each toe in the air, slapped her ankles, and gnawed on her hands for several minutes, exhibiting truly exceptional levels of surprise with each new activity.
“She’s just been so excited ever since noticing that her body includes hands and feet,” continued a heartwarmed Rogers, as Gigi screeched at the sight of the left foot that has been attached to her body since birth. “I’m so proud of my little munchkin!”
At press time, Gigi was on the brink of another groundbreaking realization as she played with a new toy featuring a mirror.

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