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Bed To Never Recover From Encounter With Sesame Seed Bagel

Published Friday, October 29th, 2021

Desperately sweeping an endless pile of seeds off his sheets, area man Josh Grapeman reported that his bed would likely never recover from its encounter with a sesame seed bagel. “This is just a disaster,” said Grapeman, increasingly aware that he had just been destined to a life of sleeping in a sesame seed-infested bed. “But at this point I really have no recourse. I have to live with the consequences of my actions.” At press time, Grapeman’s bed had yet to recover from its harrowing encounter with a Nature Valley bar.

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